WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 22, 2009 (WSFB) – A code red Internet Buddy Alert (IBA) has been called for the abduction of Jessica Simpson’s dog, and the WSFB is encouraging you to help in what ever way humanly possible.
An Internet Buddy Alert is called whenever a celebrity as cool as Jessica Simpson looses her best [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 22, 2009 (WSFB) – Pearl Jam rocked the Key Arena last night, and West Seattleite Eddie Vedder performed incredibly despite being highly intoxicated.
The WSFB was represented by Blogfather Trensuela, The Delridge Beaver, the Seazles (Pete & Patty).
Post-performance reports included a lot of “that was fuckin’ awesome!” and “I try to avoid [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 22, 2009 (WSFB) – With the final tally at 69 votes for the latest WSFB Funpoll, we felt it both arousing and appropriate to let Jessica Simpson ride on top.
This has been a long ride for Jessica, as she was on the bottom at first since she is the youngest of [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 22, 2009 (WSFB) – There are few things as rare, foreign, and awe-inspiring as the non-native West Seattle white trash female, that when you see one in the wild like this you can’t help be choke up a little
Such was the case today in the Junction.
A solitary white trash female entered [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 21, 2009 (WSFB) – Since its debut as the first and only funblog in West Seattle on Memorial Day weekend 2009, the WSFB has seen an incredible rise in monetary value of the site from $0.00 on Friday May 29th, 2009 to $67.00 as of Monday September 21, 2009.
This number [ironically] [...]
Where: Tug Tavern, West Seattle
When: Sunday Night
Who: Two Sailors
Scene: Knot Tying Contest
Overheard: “How did you do that?!? Remember, no secrets between sailors.”
Photo Relevance: He’s a fucking sailor, wtf?
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 21, 2009 (WSFB) – Jessica Simpson remains on top of Frank Zappa with a comfortable and seductive 21 point lead in the latest WSFB Funpoll.
While Jessica and Frank express divergent forms of their craft, they have one thing in common: they are both artists and entertainers.
The WSFB predicts that Jessica will [...]
Where: Feedback Lounge, West Seattle
When: Saturday Night
Who: Female, Braids
Scene: Discussion on “The Rotating Shocker”
Overheard: “You don’t dip the chocolate in the vanilla.”
Photo Relevance: Two in the junk, one in the trunk.
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 19, 2009 (WSFB) – Water began falling from the sky late last night and the roads immediately became a slick and dangerous playground for operators of motor vehicles.
When water falls from the sky on dry road surfaces the oil and other lubricants haven’t been washed away and the result is an [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 18, 2009 (WSFB) – This Saturday marks 1000 days without James Brown. Known as the “Godfather of Soul”, James Brown redefined popular music with his distinct voice, dancing prowess, and trend-setting horn section compositions. He also transcended mutliple genres including gospel, soul, blues, and funk.
One thousand days doesn’t seem like a [...]
