WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 25, 2009 (WSFB) – An incandescent bulb burned out in West Seattle earlier, leaving a day-lit area without a working light bulb for more than 10 minutes and causing panic in a 300-meter radius.
West Seattle City Power and Light and Gas were dispatched to the scene within 15 minutes of the [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 25, 2009 (WSFB) – U.S. President Barack Obama will announce at the opening of the G-20 summit today his personal endorsement and upcoming promotion of a new rock supergroup called, “The New World Order”.
This supergroup, comprised of rock legends Lou Gramm (front man for Foreigner), Neal Schon (guitarist for Santana, [...]
Where: Feedback Lounge
When: Thursday Night
Who: Fish
Scene: Funblog Thursday Redirect
Overheard: Blow me, I’m early.
Photo Relevance: 8-bit gaming requires frequent blowjobs.
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 25, 2009 (WSFBWCC) - In an attempt to keep uppity Admiral District residents from going too fast down Admiral Way hill, the Seattle Police Department has purchased a surplus Apache Attack Helicopter from the government of Taiwan for a cool $5 million USD.
Long considered a dangerous stretch of road, and with [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 25, 2009 (WSFB) ““ Recently deceased resident and millionaire Gustav Gundson has left his entire estate to his iPhone, electing to leave his family out of his will entirely and fucking them over in the process.
“He loved that fucking thing,” Gundson’s widow Gerda Gundson told the WSFB. “I was with him [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 24, 2009 (WSFB) – The WSFB has received a visit from the most Holy of Hosts, the Lord Jesus H. Christ himself, and he has given us charge to move forward with our fungenda and to bring joy and pieces to West Seattle.
During the night, four different Funbloggers received blessings in [...]
EVERETT, Washington, September 24, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Everett Police say five bovines are in trouble for offering more than just milk at an Everett dairy.
Everett Police Sergeant Robert Goetz told the WSFBWCC that police concluded a two month investigation where they found ‘terribly inappropriate’ and lewd behavior. Five cows from the Rise N’ Shine Dairy [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 24, 2009 (WSFB) – With the diverse demographics in our region (and we’re not just talking about White Center here), it’s important to know how to say a few key phrases in other languages. In its ever-continuing efforts to provide free FUNbloggy services for the FUNcommunity of West Seattle, the [...]
A Commentary By Pete Seazle
Blogcontent of late has included much about one of our favorite topics: funbags. From their domination in a recent WSFB Poll to the recurring appearances by our beloved Jessica Simpson and her ever-present chesticles, it is easy to discern that West Seattle likes the ta-tas. Big ones, small ones, [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 23, 2009 (WSFB) – The WSFB stumbled upon a pre-grand opening ceremony of the new Hooters Casino near South Park today and became so excited that it accidentally suggested the establishment was opening today (which it isn’t).
The new Hooters Casino (in the old Rascal’s building) opens at 10:00AM PDT (-8:00GMT) tomorrow [...]
