WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 30, 2009 (WSFBWCC Editorial) – You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? This correspondent has noted a disturbing trend in the annals of the local Funblog. It seems that Funsticks and Funbags are too ‘immature’ and ’sexiest’ for the community (at least that is what I infer from the steep decline [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 29, 2009 (WSFB) ““ The West Seattle Parks Department, in association with the Cyberdyne Corporation, will be deploying T-101 Terminators to rid all homeless residents from the T-107 Park on West Marginal Way, also known as “Nickelsville”.
“We’re hoping to Terminate them on site, but also realize we might have to chase [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 29, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Today we welcome a new sponsor, the Tulalip Casino, who we didn’t even know was sponsoring the WSFB until we spotted this bus on the dreaded Eastside.
Why we didn’t think of the natural dovetailing of our mutual interest in fun earlier (we give money to local businesses [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 28, 2009 (WSFB) – The community is invited to join fellow camping enthusiast Mayor Nickels for an evening of fun, food, campfire songs, and political protest   at his North Admiral home in West Seattle.
The Mayor is an avid outdoors enthusiast and enjoys combining his love of the outdoors and connection [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 28, 2009 (WSFB) ““ West Seattle scientists made a groundbreaking discovery this afternoon when they isolated the gene that leads to the debilitating disease known as Fibromyalgia. The recessive, crainorectal lymphocyte that morphs during the translation of the Phi Alpha Tau and Alpha Sigma Sigma recombinations result in a [...]

Where: Maharaja
When: Saturday Night
Who: Seattle’s Best Bartender, per Seattle Weekly.
Scene: “What’s On Tap” Inquiry
Overheard: “Jagermeister”.
Image Relevance: Ideal Customer

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 27, 2009 (WSFB) – The West Seattle City Council has adopted an initiative put forth by the Citizens United for Natural Technology to ban the sale and use of toilet paper starting January 01, 2010.
This will reduce over 3 million pounds of solid waste per year and increase the effectiveness and [...]

Where: Feedback Lounge
When: Thursday Night
Who: Spunky Service Industry Professional to Inquiring Patron

Scene: Requesting information on contents of a “Honey Bush” specialty drink.
Overheard: “A couple of fingers usually.   Sometimes a penis.”
Photo Relevance: He knew this world was killing her, too.

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 26, 2009 (WSFB) – The WSFB, in conjunction with the West Seattle Department of Fire, is in the process of finding a suitable aquatic location for their “Lake of Fire” demonstration to promote marine fire safety.
The demonstration consists of biofuel slathered on the surface of a body of water to form [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 25, 2009 (WSFB) – At the start of the B-20 summit in West Seattle this morning, the Iranian President – Muhachmach Ahmedinejihad – revealed the existence of a secret nuclear blogging facility just off the coast of Washington State.
The facility meets the profile and configuration of a non-peaceful blogging facility, with [...]