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Blog Crime Against Fun Watch: Crates of Fun Carted Off

Blog Crime Against Fun Watch: Crates of Fun Carted Off

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 18, 2009 (WSFBWCC): BREAKING NEWS! MUST CREDIT WEST SEATTLE FUN BLOG! – The West Seattle Fun Blog Correspondent is in hot pursuit of what is believed to be a rival blog attempting to steal several cases of our Fun.
In his usual morning sweep of the mean streets of White Center looking [...]

REMINDER!! Delridge Neighborhood Farmers Market This Weekend

REMINDER!!  Delridge Neighborhood Farmers Market This Weekend

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 15, 2009 (WSFB) – The New Westside Association Of Delridge is once again sponsoring the semi-monthly Delridge Neighborhood Farmers Market this weekend.
“Farmers” from all around the region will be showing off their “goods” to perspective West Seattlites.
Local “farmer” known as Stolev Yaseetski stated that some of his best organic “goods” will [...]

34 DD’s Attend Forum On Amazing Chest Care

34 DD’s Attend Forum On Amazing Chest Care

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 12, 2009 (WSFB) – The WSFB is in attendance at a local watering hole and we have stumbled upon an amazing scene.   There appears to be an impromptu forum for “blessed” women on how to care for their amazing chests.   Chest care has been quite a topic of discussion [...]

Help Wanted: Death Panel

Help Wanted: Death Panel

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 12, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – The West Seattle Fun Blog is pleased to be the first West Seattle blog to announce this fantastic job opportunity. From the press release:
The US Government is immediately seeking applicants to fill positions on its Obamacare Death Panels. Qualified individuals must have a minimum of [...]

Welcome To The 4th Reich: Off-Leash GestapoTo Monitor Movements Of Local Citizens

Welcome To The 4th Reich: Off-Leash GestapoTo Monitor Movements Of Local Citizens

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 11, 2009 (WSFB) – If you are a dog owner and you let your dog off-leash outside your yard or a specified off-leash dog area, take notice; you are now the target of Alkifan from the local rival blog forums.
The post in question can be found here.
Bottom line is this: Your [...]

Fishsticks Sign First Major Endorser

Fishsticks Sign First Major Endorser

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 11, 2009 (WSFB) – In a major show of their power of influence and love for the Spice Girls, The West Seattle Fishsticks have signed their first major endorser…..David Beckham. Beckham, who hails from London, England and plays for the Los Angeles Galaxy signed a six year, $70 million deal [...]

Tlaloc, God Of Rain, Rewards West Seattle

Tlaloc, God Of Rain, Rewards West Seattle

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 10, 2009 (WSFB) – Tlaloc, the God of Rain, has rewarded The West Seattle Fun Blog for the sacrifices it’s staff have made in recent months.
In addition to bringing unparalleled fun to West Seattle and surrounding areas, the WSFB also helped promote a number of local establishments and events in West [...]

Local Blogger Wins Flame War, Emerges From His Basement, Declares Himself King Of West Seattle

Local Blogger Wins Flame War, Emerges From His Basement, Declares Himself King Of West Seattle

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 10, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – In a stunning turn of events that has rocked the WoW community, local blogger Svengaard “Dark Lord” Jørgen has actually won a flame war and has decided to claim the entirety of West Seattle as his fiefdom as his just reward..
Emerging from his subterranean dwelling, blinking from [...]

Local Blogger Gets Unexplainable Boner Every Morning

Local Blogger Gets Unexplainable Boner Every Morning

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 09, 2009 (WSFB) – An unnamed local blogger reportedly experiences a powerful erection each morning after rolling on to his back and flipping to the cold side of the pillow.
“For the first 10-12 years I thought I had some kind of problem,” says unnamed local blogger. “I finally realized this wasn’t [...]

“Three Amigos Summit” Exposes Gap In Canadian Food Genre

“Three Amigos Summit” Exposes Gap In Canadian Food Genre

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 09, 2009 (WSFB) – The leaders of the United States, Canada, and Mexico met in Guadalajara Mexico this weekend to watch the premiere of the GI Joe movie and to feast on some really great food.
The United States brought hot dogs, cheeseburgers, and milkshakes to the event.
The Mexicans brought chile relleno, [...]

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