Archive for ‘August, 2009’
Written by T4Toby
Local
Aug 18, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 18, 2009 (WSFBWCC): BREAKING NEWS! MUST CREDIT WEST SEATTLE FUN BLOG! – The West Seattle Fun Blog Correspondent is in hot pursuit of what is believed to be a rival blog attempting to steal several cases of our Fun.
In his usual morning sweep of the mean streets of White Center looking [...]
Written by TheHouse
Local
Aug 15, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 15, 2009 (WSFB) – The New Westside Association Of Delridge is once again sponsoring the semi-monthly Delridge Neighborhood Farmers Market this weekend.
“Farmers” from all around the region will be showing off their “goods” to perspective West Seattlites.
Local “farmer” known as Stolev Yaseetski stated that some of his best organic “goods” will [...]
Written by ezb
Fun News
Aug 12, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 12, 2009 (WSFB) – The WSFB is in attendance at a local watering hole and we have stumbled upon an amazing scene. There appears to be an impromptu forum for “blessed” women on how to care for their amazing chests. Chest care has been quite a topic of discussion [...]
Written by T4Toby
National
Aug 12, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 12, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – The West Seattle Fun Blog is pleased to be the first West Seattle blog to announce this fantastic job opportunity. From the press release:
The US Government is immediately seeking applicants to fill positions on its Obamacare Death Panels. Qualified individuals must have a minimum of [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Local
Aug 11, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 11, 2009 (WSFB) – If you are a dog owner and you let your dog off-leash outside your yard or a specified off-leash dog area, take notice; you are now the target of Alkifan from the local rival blog forums.
The post in question can be found here.
Bottom line is this: Your [...]
Written by TheHouse
Entertainment
Aug 11, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 11, 2009 (WSFB) – In a major show of their power of influence and love for the Spice Girls, The West Seattle Fishsticks have signed their first major endorser…..David Beckham. Beckham, who hails from London, England and plays for the Los Angeles Galaxy signed a six year, $70 million deal [...]
Written by ezb
Weather
Aug 10, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 10, 2009 (WSFB) – Tlaloc, the God of Rain, has rewarded The West Seattle Fun Blog for the sacrifices it’s staff have made in recent months.
In addition to bringing unparalleled fun to West Seattle and surrounding areas, the WSFB also helped promote a number of local establishments and events in West [...]
Written by T4Toby
Local
Aug 10, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 10, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – In a stunning turn of events that has rocked the WoW community, local blogger Svengaard “Dark Lord” Jørgen has actually won a flame war and has decided to claim the entirety of West Seattle as his fiefdom as his just reward..
Emerging from his subterranean dwelling, blinking from [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Local
Aug 9, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 09, 2009 (WSFB) – An unnamed local blogger reportedly experiences a powerful erection each morning after rolling on to his back and flipping to the cold side of the pillow.
“For the first 10-12 years I thought I had some kind of problem,” says unnamed local blogger. “I finally realized this wasn’t [...]
Written by luigilinguini
International
Aug 9, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 09, 2009 (WSFB) – The leaders of the United States, Canada, and Mexico met in Guadalajara Mexico this weekend to watch the premiere of the GI Joe movie and to feast on some really great food.
The United States brought hot dogs, cheeseburgers, and milkshakes to the event.
The Mexicans brought chile relleno, [...]