WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 22, 2009 (WSFB) – Worried about being a victim of crime? Get one or more German Shepherd Dogs and they’ll do the worrying for you.
The German Shepherd Dog (or GSD) is the ultimate home protection dog and is an excellent substitute for firearms. Firearms are statistically more likely to be used [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 21, 2009 (WSFB) – Black Eyed Peas vixen Fergie was witnessed attempting to sneak a large sandwich into a recent LA Dodgers game.
The WSFB was unable to confirm the type of sandwich, only that it had to be of the sub or grinder variety, most likely on a large french roll [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 21, 2009 (WSFB) – The West Seattle Adult Relations Committee has asked the WSFB to spread the word about leaving your windows open while engaging in adult relations during hot weather.
In the Northwest, where air conditioning is not a standard household accoutrement, many people open their windows to let fresh cool [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 20, 2009 (WSFB) – Residents of the estranged homeless encampment commonly referred to as “Nicklesville” were rounded up earlier today by the State Department of Transportation officials, loaded on to buses, and transported to an undisclosed location where they will be treated with organic compounds and pressed into human bio-fuel for [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 19, 2009 (WSFB) – The WSFB has just confirmed that James Brown – the Godfather of Soul – is still dead after 938 days.
Fans continue to mourn the Christmas Day 2006 death of this music icon despite the recent distraction surrounding Michael Jackson’s death on June 25th this year.
“We miss James [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 19, 2009 (WSFB) – Representatives of the Chinese military will begin visiting area homes on July 22nd demanding payment in full of current mortgages on which they are the principal investor, which equates to roughly 94.78% of all mortgages in the region.
In a shocking move by the Obama administration, Secretary of [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 8, 2009 (WSFB) – WSFB was attacked last night by agents of the DPRK, effectively knocking WSFB and several other US Government sites offline for several hours.
The method of attack was the same as those we’ve experienced previously from Fatmanistan – Denial of Service (DoS). WSFB was able to confirm that [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 8, 2009 (WSFB) – In an effort to save a nearly extinct cultural resource, the last original member of the Morgan Junction counter-culture movement is scheduled for involuntary cryogenic suspension by the West Seattle Historical Society later this month.
“Flowerpoodle” (a.k.a. Horman Gourning) was notified late this morning that he would be [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 8, 2009 (WSFB) – The USPS announced today a mail sort/routing droid pilot program for West Seattle and non-crime ridden areas of Burien.
The droid, called “M41L”, an R2-series astromech model manufactured by Industrial Automaton can perform the work of 7 human postal workers has no “lumbar” and cannot claim disability.
M41L is [...]