WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 31, 2009 (WSFB) – July brought with it many good fortunes and some heartbreaks as well. This is our tribute to July 2009.
Early in the month, we suggested you pull our finger for fireworks. Many of you did, and for that we are eternally grateful. Shortly thereafter we paid tribute to [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 31, 2009 (WSFB) – The WSFB has announced the first in a series of summer clam digs around the West Seattle peninsula. This event will take place at Lincoln Park starting at 4:15AM PDT (GMT-8:00) Saturday August 1st.
This event is named after famed local clam digger Margle “Admiral” Clamm, local seafood [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 31, 2009 (WSFB) – Here’s your opportunity to meet local occult detective, John Constantine, who is running for Commissioner of Occult Services in West Seattle.
The meet and greet will be held at the White Center off-leash dog area on the corner of 16th and Roxbury from 2:09PM PDT to 4:13PM PDT [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 31, 2009 (WSFB) – Crime is on the increase in West Seattle and with the downsizing of the Seattle Police Department, it seems that local bloggers are springing into action.
This morning, several young men allegedly attempted the kidnapping of several small mollusks along Alki Beach. When local bloggers noticed that [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 30, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – In a city-wide phenomenon not confined to White Center and West Seattle, weather happened today, and people complained.
Asked about the weather, Mark Levine from Leschi said, “I think this particular weather is worse than the last few years.   I can’t wait until another kind of weather [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 29, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – In a disappointing turn of events, West Seattle resident Trent Markley was hoping to enjoy a tasty beverage on one of the hottest days of the year after a long day pouring concrete on 2nd Avenue.   All day he thought of nothing other than enjoying his [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 28, 2009 (WSFB) – A local rival blog posted an article recently about SPD traffic sting operations in West Seattle, effectively alerting the public to an undercover operation, potentially robbing the city of Seattle out of thousands of U.S. dollars in traffic fine revenue.
We are appalled at this behavior.
In solidarity with [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Governor Grimoire has issued an “excessive heat warning” for all of Western Washington, specifically the West Seattle metropolitan area.
“Residents are urged to consume water – cool if possible – and to cover themselves in absorbent materials with the coolest, wettest water they can find” says the Governor. [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Armed robots from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) were activated this morning and deployed in West Seattle via amphibious personnel carriers landing on Alki Beach.
A stunned citizenry watched as the approximately 200 FEMAbots exited the APC and motored towards shore.
“We hoped we’d never see this day” [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 27, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Several ominous looking pods showed up at the Golden Village Market a mere one block from Big Al’s Brewery recently, prompting the WSFB to increase its WSB Threat Level from Mauve to Puice. Due to an intense language barrier, The West Seattle Fun Blog’s White Center Correspondent [...]