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Local Overweight Blogcelebrity to Join Cast of “The Biggest Loser”

Local Overweight Blogcelebrity to Join Cast of “The Biggest Loser”

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 30, 2009 (WSFB) – Local blogcelebrity Chauncey Rechaud has been selected to participate in the upcoming season of NBC’s “The Biggest Loser”.
Chauncey was chosen from a group of 17 finalists because of her uncanny ability to make her entire head jiggle when she talks. “This is a talent I’ve had since [...]

Local Bench Saves Drowning Baby, Makes History

Local Bench Saves Drowning Baby, Makes History

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 27, 2009 (WSFB) – A local bench saved an infant drowning in a nearby puddle earlier today, much to the chagrin of a garbage can and water fountain.
At approximately 2:11PM PDT (GMT-8:00) an infant from a local orphanage escaped and crossed Fauntleroy Way then made it deep into Lincoln Park where [...]

WSDOT Launches New Ad Campaign

WSDOT Launches New Ad Campaign

WEST SEATTLE, Washington June 25, 2009 (WSFB) – Washington State Department of Transportation launched their new ad campaign titled “Are you H.O.V. Positive?” in an effort to create awareness for the use of H.O.V. lanes on I-5, I-405, I-90 & Hwy 520. Chief Marketing Officer, Timothy Baggin, stated that H.O.V. use has [...]

School’s Out for Summer, Crime Wave Ensues

School’s Out for Summer, Crime Wave Ensues

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 22, 2009 (WSFB) – With the end of the 2008-2009 school year last Friday, thousands of local kids take to the street and begin their summer ritual of crime and mayhem.
Property crime saw a dramatic increase since 2:01PM Friday afternoon as hordes of children departed school and immediately began lashing out [...]

White Center Man Deplores the Term ‘Rat City’

White Center Man Deplores the Term ‘Rat City’

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 22, 2009 (WSFB) – Although the term “Rat City” conjures up Roller Derby Girls and Brew Pubs, that term isn’t all fun and games to all of it’s residents.
Saul Moskovitz, White Center resident for the past 28 years finds White Center’s endearing name, nothing but trouble. “Why do these people [...]

Irritable Blog Syndrome

Irritable Blog Syndrome

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 17, 2009 (WSFB) – With the rise of neighborhood blogging on the rise, the number of irritable blogs is also rising.
Simply go to Google and type in your neighborhood name and the word “blog” and you’ll likely see a long list of results. Drill down on any of the links and [...]

American Cars Always Get You Home

American Cars Always Get You Home

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 16, 2009 (WSFB) – Buy American. A simple phrase that used to mean something in this country until we were overrun by communist bloggers and feeble fat people.
Since the American Car Manufacturing Act of 1969, all cars manufactured in this country contain computing hardware that facilitates precision driving under circumstances of [...]

Local Man Invents “Blogie Talkie”

Local Man Invents “Blogie Talkie”

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 10, 2009 (WSFB) – West Seattle resident Orin Wilson showed off his latest invention to the world Wednesday, the much hyped “Blogie Talkie”.
The Blogkie Talkie, or “BT Talk” as it’s being marketed, will allow bloggers world wide to monitor all sources of bloggable news including RSS feeds, Twitter, and all local [...]

West Seattle Scorching Microwave Heat Ray 2009

West Seattle Scorching Microwave Heat Ray 2009

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 3, 2009 (WSFB) –     Residents of West Seattle were attacked by relentless heat Wednesday as temperatures soared into the 80’s and many suffered from dehydration due to nobody telling them what to do.
“I rely on the news to tell me when it’s hot and then what I should do [...]

West Seattle Cougars to Gather at Cougar Mountain

West Seattle Cougars to Gather at Cougar Mountain

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 01, 2009 (WSFB) – The hottest cougars in West Seattle will gather at Cougar Mountain in Issaquah for the first annual Dry Hump Hike on June 12th to benefit Regional Appreciation of Wilderness Resources (RAWR), a West Seattle based environmental action group.
“We’re hoping this will be the first of many dry [...]

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